Saturday, November 10, 2007

~Marc Antony by Dragon~


Kira told Devon that Joni was going as Cleopatra.
"That bitch thinks she's so hot," Kira told him. "Think I'll go as a snake and bite her stupid ass."
Of course, we knew that Kira was going to go in sexy lingerie with some kind of fluffy ears and tail. But it gave me an idea anyway. I got together this great Julius Caesar costume, with laurels and everything. And when I saw Joni at the party, beautiful even under that awful wig, first thing, I called out to her.
"Your majesty," I said, and she looked me up and down and started to shimmy right there.
I might have had something too, but that punk, Devon just had to nose in. We thought he wasn't even coming. He didn't actually show up until the party was practically over, but he went all out with the costume anyway.
He came as Marc Antony.
***We love that bit about the snake. Other whimsical pieces in the comments.***

3 comments:

Guy Anthony De Marco said...

"Damnit, Dennis, I REALLY have to go potty RIGHT NOW."

"Sorry, there's someone barfing in the bathroom. Come on, be strong like me."

"I'm gonna go pee on your bed."

Dragon said...

Kira told Devon that Joni was going as Cleopatra.

"That bitch thinks she's so hot," Kira told him. "Think I'll go as a snake and bite her stupid ass."

Of course, we knew that Kira was going to go in sexy lingerie with some kind of fluffy ears and tail. But it gave me an idea anyway. I got together this great Julius Caesar costume, with laurels and everything. And when I saw Joni at the party, beautiful even under that awful wig, first thing, I called out to her.

"Your majesty," I said, and she looked me up and down and started to shimmy right there.

I might have had something too, but that punk, Devon just had to nose in. We thought he wasn't even coming. He didn't actually show up until the party was practically over, but he went all out with the costume anyway.

He came as Marc Antony.

Cynthia said...

"I told you a toga party would be good on Thanksgiving. We're not tied to traditions. We can do what we want!"

"Yeah, but I still miss the turkey and stuffing."