- Orgy at Randolph Carter's dream dungeon
- The tender love between an innocent young girl and whatever sires the half-breed fish people. Actually, maybe the above girl actually falls for a fish girl, and they are impregnated at the same time by a fishy horror
- What really goes on after lights out in Arkham Asylum
- Mating rituals of the giant albino penguins of Antarctica
- Anime-loving girl, obsessed with hentai, experiences a real tentacle raping
- When I was a student at Miskatonic U, you would not believe what we got up to in the stacks during finals week
- Prim and proper conservative fundamentalist is a secret masochist who actually relishes the horrors that await in Cthulhu's embrace
- Call of Cthulhu LARP gets way out of control
- The secrets of the not-so-amorphous appendages of Nyarlathotep's amorphous idiot flute players: those aren't flutes!
- Herbert West overcomes erectile dysfunction with a little elective surgery
- The mad harem of the mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred
- When Elder Gods love, they love deeply
- Pickman's model on the casting couch
Yes, I chose not to write those stories. You're welcome
