Thursday, October 28, 2010

13 Ideas I Did Not Submit to the Upcoming Cthulurotica Anthology

  • Orgy at Randolph Carter's dream dungeon

  • The tender love between an innocent young girl and whatever sires the half-breed fish people. Actually, maybe the above girl actually falls for a fish girl, and they are impregnated at the same time by a fishy horror

  • What really goes on after lights out in Arkham Asylum

  • Mating rituals of the giant albino penguins of Antarctica

  • Anime-loving girl, obsessed with hentai, experiences a real tentacle raping

  • When I was a student at Miskatonic U, you would not believe what we got up to in the stacks during finals week

  • Prim and proper conservative fundamentalist is a secret masochist who actually relishes the horrors that await in Cthulhu's embrace

  • Call of Cthulhu LARP gets way out of control

  • The secrets of the not-so-amorphous appendages of Nyarlathotep's amorphous idiot flute players: those aren't flutes!

  • Herbert West overcomes erectile dysfunction with a little elective surgery

  • The mad harem of the mad Arab, Abdul Alhazred

  • When Elder Gods love, they love deeply

  • Pickman's model on the casting couch

Yes, I chose not to write those stories. You're welcome